These are THE Otters. Not just some Otters but THE Otters. They are called Bieba and Luda and they eat only eat meat but not only some meat but steak ... with BBQ sauce. They are actually criminals because they sank several french cars and beached a boat in the process. The boat was called "William" but didnt live for Steak. The unimportance of steak was too much for the Otters to bear. Talking about bears, the mighty bear "Pilden" has left NATO in order to join THE Otters in their epic quest for more steaksources ... apparently Canada makes good le beuf.

Otters tend to be very brown. People say that this brown comes from their fur colour but these are the same people who said that tofu was a mean mad meat substitute. The realityy of course is that otters are naturally pink but are turned brown by the mighty otter god who gives it to them for protective camoflage. The Otter thank the Otter god by sacrificing any greens out of their diet.

I took this with my mate =Crank0 and his girlfriend ~Summer-Sunny in the Blair Drummond Safari Park near Falkirk / Scotland ...


Note: Obviously the above is nonsense ... eat more vegetables!!!